The Hamptons Here at Home

1011 3rd Ave, New York, NY 10021 (map)

When not quaffing Cristal or joining the mile-high club, deep-pocketed types in both Manhattan and East Hampton head to this high-concept candy store to gesture at their long-lost innocence. Dylan's is in fact one of the great candy stores, manufacturing its own as well as selling hundreds of other brands (there's even a whole wall of Pez). The ice cream fountain, though, may be what puts it over the top.

696 Madison Ave, New York, NY 10021 (map)

Nello may have the distinction of being the most ludicrously priced restaurant, even among that strange, small clique of restaurants that cater to fatuous plutocrats. Twenty-nine dollars for an endive salad? That's nothing! This is the place that once charged $700 for a Kobe steak when everybody else was charging $250. But if you can stay afloat in Manhattan with those prices, then heading to the East End is the next logical step; it wasn't long before Nello opened up in the Hamptons, and the two restaurants are as identical in spirit as Leopold and Loeb.

100 W 67TH St, New York, NY 10023 (map)

This casually elegant steakhouse fed the moguls of Manhattan for years in East Hampton before opening a branch on the Upper West Side, serving wood-fired pizzas, risotto and simple proteins, along with a stellar wine list. The childrens' drawings are a bit much, though--as is the frequent presence of the increasingly plump Baldwin brothers. Then again, maybe that explains why it's much easier to get a table.