NYC's Most Fabulous Fatty Foods

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If you're looking to indulge yourself, look to the master: Mario Batali. The man knows how to go for broke with beef-cheek ravioli, gnocchi with braised oxtail and more mind-blowingly tasty dishes, calories be damned.

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Why have one kind of meat when you can have three? The Spicy Redneck features a classic hot dog wrapped in bacon and covered in chili. It's like a heart attack in a bun!

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For those who think chicken nuggets are just too healthy comes the pork jowl nugget, made with one of the fattiest cuts of the pig available.

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Scotch eggs are the perfect pick-me-up for when you are just craving a deep-fried hardboiled egg covered in a sausage/breadcrumb mixture.

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From the country that brought us ice hockey and Pamela Anderson comes Canada's finest accomplishment: poutine, aka fries smothered in Canadian-cured cheddar cheese and chicken gravy.

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There is no way to make the words "deep-fried pizza" sound healthy. An assortment of fried chocolate bars is also available if you have some kind of vendetta against your arteries.

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What got Meg Ryan all hot and bothered in "When Harry Met Sally?" Possibly the incredibly thick, hand-carved cuts of pastrami and corned beef.

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How could one make a creme-filled cookie even less healthy? Deep fry it. These Oreos would probably make your doctor faint.

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Rent, shment. Get out that credit card and be prepared to spend because nobody, and I mean nobody, does foie gras like Joel Robuchon.