Get a Stall: Bathrooms Built for Action

Updated: March 01, 2009

Airline ticket prices are skyrocketing, so what's a Mile High protege to do? Engage in some semi-public play on land, of course. We've uncovered five New York bathrooms that are ideal for heavy petting, or more, with your beaux. Whether the draw is fogging doors, like at Bar 89, or one-way mirrors, like at Peep, you've got choices when it comes to getting randy.

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  1. 1 4 Star Rating: Recommended Peep
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    177 Prince St, New York, NY 10012 (map)

    Still wondering what it's like to fornicate in a fishbowl? Sneak your guy or girl into the bathroom at this Soho spot and find out. The restroom walls are one-way mirrors, providing you and your boo with an audience, unbeknownst to them.

  2. 2 4 Star Rating: Recommended Bar 89
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    89 Mercer St, New York, NY 10012 (map)

    This combo bar and eatery attracts a bevy of babes for its oddball art displays, jazzed-up comfort food and bathrooms. When closed, the transparent stall doors fog up, creating the illusion of being in a cloud. Try finding a better place to copulate.

  3. 3 4 Star Rating: Recommended Angels & Kings
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    500 E 11th St, New York, NY 10009 (map)

    Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz and Co. established this East Village hangout with a specific mission: equal opportunity. They wanted to open a place without a discriminating door, and where anyone could have sex in the bathroom without getting into trouble. Apparently, there's no shortage of promiscuous patrons willing to test the successful execution of that dual mandate.

  4. 4 3.5 Star Rating: Average Union Pool
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    484 Union Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211 (map)

    The signage against sex in stalls doesn't stop across the bridge. Due to alleged debauchery, this Brooklyn pool hall commands: "One body per bathroom at all times." But, according to my risque sources, a mere sign can't stop the sexiness.

  5. 5 2 Star Rating: Below Average Beatrice Inn--CLOSED
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    285 W 12th St, New York, NY 10014 (map)

    Someone failed to tell the proprietors of this coveted clubhouse of a lounge that the most appealing fruit is the forbidden kind. The sign inside the bathroom door explicitly states that "lewd and lascivious behavior" will be punished, providing all the more reason to get frisky.