Bar Hopping Holidays: East Village

STOP 3: If there's not a live performance by an up-and-coming band on the night you go, there's a jukebox on-premises for entertainment. The decor, decidedly hillbilly kitsch, is also amusing. Get some drinks, seat yourself at a rickety table and, once drunk enough, be sure to document your stay by having your picture snapped in the photo booth for a mere two bucks.

STOP 2: This bar, the doyenne of downtrodden dives, is the perfect change of pace from speakeasy quietude. Pick up the pace with a shot of whiskey and a game of pool or a turn at a video game. This is where you can transform mild inebriation into a full-on buzz.

STOP 1: Lay the foundation for a night of debauchery here, in this bar's bordello-like elegance. The music is soulful and the mood is sultry. You'll feel comfy cradled in a large armchair, drenched in red lighting, while you sip decadent, full-bodied wines at affordable prices.

STOP 4: Inspired by the live music (or your jukebox selection) at Lakeside, hit up this karaoke bar, where you can take the stage yourself. Don't worry if your vocal prowess is lacking; whatever amount of glass you shatter with your singing, you'll be sloshed enough that it won't matter (to you, at least).

STOP 5: Your throat may be sore by the time things wind down post-karaoke, but a nightcap is always in order. A reservation will secure you a spot at this hidden cocktail den, but even if you go and don't get in, the adjacent hot dog vendor promises greasy late-night grub, and you can open your 40-ounce nightcap at home instead.