Places to Be Naughty

383 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215 (map)

Gluttony is one of the seven deadlies that make this British shop undeniably sinful. There is no way to make deep-fried pizza sound healthy. An assortment of fried chocolate bars is also available.

425 West St, New York, NY 10014 (map)

What's a chronic drinker to do in an age of economic strife? Head to this upscale dive bar and enjoy drinks galore on a small budget. Yes, the bar has a 99-cent beer special and $3 can. It's quite easy to get your naughty beer belly here.

660 Madison Ave, New York, NY 10021 (map)

Indulge your designer clothing and shoe fetish at New York's finest luxury department store. It's okay to max out your credit card when it leaves you looking this good--you just might have to shack up on someone's couch since you can no longer pay the rent.

1032 Lexington Ave, New York, NY 10021 (map)

To some, afternoon tea is not close to naughty. But at this patisserie, a bounty of sugary delights awaits the indefatigable sweet tooth, including the infamously decadent Creme Chantilly, which makes this the most self-indulgent of posh cake shops.

32 Watts St, New York, NY 10013 (map)

Find yourself longing for the days of yore when you could sit at a bar and drink and smoke at the same time? Since the smoking ban, this Cuban supper club has become a lustful underground mecca for smokers enjoying an indoor buzz.

718 5th Ave, New York, NY 10019 (map)

Diamonds, rubies and emeralds are a naughty girl's best friend. Live like a celubutante by dropping more cash on diamonds than you did on your car.

191 Chrystie St, New York, NY 10002 (map)

There's nothing naughtier than this lounge's enchanting Mediterranean ambience and international crowd, as seen through a haze of hookah smoke.

455 Madison Ave, New York, NY 10022 (map)

"Gossip Girls" Serena Van Der Woodson and Blair Waldorf have more than proved that they are the naughtiest Upper East Siders. Follow in their footsteps at the Van Der Woodson's abode, otherwise known as the Palace Hotel, and sip drinks at the hotel's upscale bar, Gilt.