Creek & The Cave

Mmm love the pork nachos

by DKH1983

If you haven't tried the pork nachos at The Creek and The Cave, get your butt over there. Pairs wonderfully with a Turbo Dog or a Magic Hat #9, these are a few of my favorite things. Cheap, good food and drinks and tons of crazy comedy.

Bone in Burrito, Mustache on hipster

by Tacocat

Yummy taco is better. Shave your mustaches and stop tryin to gack me with bones in my tacos and fattiness on your steak... gross.

Best Mojito Ever!

by jujubee1993

Go downstairs to the bar on a Friday night. Sherri (not sure about spelling) is the bartender and she is the best. She makes the most delicious mojitos I have ever tasted. It's so good I can't drink them anywhere else. And the food is pretty good too, plus the portions are generous. Some parts of the downstairs seem to be a work in progress when it comes to the decor, but that isn't something that should deter anyone. Overall I think it's well worth the short trip into Queens.

• Pros: bartender, mojitos, food, ambiance, the cat
• Cons: nothing major

Ironic named Mexican restaurant lives up to its name

by GoAheadMan

This recent fascination with digestive tea cleanse products is a total waste of money. Most tea cleanses consist of a three week program designed to get the results you need. Here's a three step program on how you can save time and money with the Creek and the Cave diet. Results may vary based upon how you order.

EAT IN:

1) Order anything from the menu

2) Eat it

3) Run for the restroom

-This method can have you cleansed in no time. You'll enjoy the ambiance of their decorative facilities. Give an hour for eating and the same for seating (not a table)

TAKE OUT:

1) Order anything from the menu

2) Eat it. *Warning* DO NOT EAT IN YOUR CAR

3) See step 3 above

-You won't get the same kind of help from your personal bacterial germs as you will from their frequently used toilet seats, but you might finish a Times crossword puzzle without interruption.

DELIVERY:

1) Call in your order for delivery

2) Wait an hour longer than you were told for delivery time.

3) Regret your soggy order, but get faster results. No chewing involved.

NOT CONVINCED!!! - See what celebrity customers are saying -

Ro O'Donnell - "I had two orders and never made it to the restroom. But i got results, sweetie!. Thank you Creek in the Cave."

Pat Saj - "I was so damed up. Not anymore. I was making vowels like never before"

Paul Hog- "There are few places in North America I've found a creek in a cave? Well, mate, i found one in Long Island City, Queens. Before I knew it, my bloody breeches had breached"

• Pros: Good food
• Cons: Bad delivery time

moaide

by biglooch

benefit for nyc paramedic elaine mohini sat. june 2nd starting at 8 pm who was recently diagnosed with cervical cancer and needs our help to pay the bills. LIve music including yellowdog, the barrens, and 4 trips ahead. 25$at the door 100% goes to elaine. Raffles and prizes to follow the music. Come support a good cause for a great person.