goodburger

10/26/08

Just Plain Bad

by PhantomLodger

So I'm looking for a new lunch spot. Something consistent. Something affordable. Something quick. How bad could a burger place be? Clue number one: one glove. Interpretation: you can wipe your backside with your left hand and still make burgers. Clue number two: cashier is handling money (with glove) and assembling burgers. Ick. After waiting for 10 minutes in the ordering line with very loud, very bad techno pounding in my head, I had lost my appetite and opted for the chili--cheese no onions TO GO.

After another 10 minute wait in a crowd of neanderthals in suits, my chili arrived and I decided to sit down. (It couldn't get any worse, could it?) Onions. I HATE ONIONS. Raw onions are the foulest condiment known to man, yet here they are--a whole stinking pile of them--in MY chili. Return to sender. I must assume it was too great a feat to take a fresh plastic bowl and ladle in some fresh chili. I realized very quickly that my "new" chili was my old chili with the onions scraped off and the stubborn bits covered with cheese.

Loud, crowded, lazy and NASTY.

• Pros: None
• Cons: Foul, overpriced, loud

08/28/08

mediocre-Burger

by arlene77

OK, as soon as I got in, I didnt know which line was which. I stood around for a good 5 min until I realized where to stand. The counter people were aight, but they still seemed agitated. They charge you for the pickle and lettuce. the burigers are too small. After you place ur order, u stand around and the number that they give u has nothing to do with the one before It is such bull----wont be going back. Goodburger my ---!

thank you!

Arlene :o)

• Pros: nothing
• Cons: small burgers, TERRIBLE service, and too expensive

06/20/08

Slow, overpriced, tiny portion.

by BedlamBedlam

Wow, just finished my take out burger. Yeah, it was alright, nothing special. But I'm starving, man!

This thing was smaller than what my 3 yr old son gets for a kids meal.

It was waaaay overpriced and I stood about 15-20 minutes in line to get the dang order, the guy showed the bag into my hands without saying a word.

Must mention that the deli-like "number" that you get means nothing. They pick the numbers completely randomly. So you will get a bunch of people who came in after you getting their order in first.

Pretty maddening all things considered.

I am never coming back. I'll give it about a month to survive in Center City Philadelphia.

What a waste of space.

• Pros: None