11/04/09

The bartender 'Fountain of Youth'...sort of.

by LFCfanatic9

Okay, I'll give credit for giving us the $3 Happy Hour Bud or Bud LIghts. Not a big accomplishment by any means, but our first bartender was pretty cool and notified us that it was either draft or bottle. Fair enough.

It just went down hill after the middle-aged mother of a bartender took over the shift. She was absolutely laughable. If anything, I should give this place five starts due to the constant entertainment of watching and having this woman who was trying as hard as she could to hold on to every ounce of her youth serve us drinks.

The arrogant attitude came out as soon as she stepped out. Looked like she stepped out of a Britney Spears video with the ultra short skirt, blouse with only a few buttons keeping the shirt up in the middle. All great don't get me wrong except for the fact that she was about 45. Makeup caked on her face like she was Tammy Faye to hide the inevitability of age. You could smell the trail of some old shit perfume like Obsession following her around since she probably bathed in it. I think my grandma uses the same stuff. Sad really. Might have been something when she was 18-20, but that can only take you so far. The only thing she was missing were a pair of hot pants.

The worst part was that she totally screwed us on our drinks. Had all of our drinks during the Happy Hour and had our last round at 6:45 from the 7pm deadline for the specials. She charged us full price for our last. Not a big deal, but when she acted insulted when we pointed out that she made a mistake. Then she said that she "wasn't supposed to do Happy Hour on game days" even when there was a advertising board outside the front door. When she told us to "suck it up" that was pretty uncalled for. I guess its okay to look past since she's got to be pulling pints on a Wednesday night for the rest of her life. I though we being nice when we were willing to look past that she was only interested in talking with the geeky, older, bald dudes who were acting like a bunch of ex-frat boys who were trying to relive their college days. Cut from the same cloth, I guess.

Overreacting? Honestly, I don't think so. Unlike most of the patrons walking in the joint, we were sober when we left. Pretty easy when you don't keep yelling for Jaegerbombs. Then again, those are the type of drinks that the bartender needs to feeding to her patrons to make herself seem 21 again. I'll probably find her in a few years in Newark tending bar at the local trucker bar on a weeknight. Don't believe me? Have a pint at The Back Page. You can't miss her. Just follow the person who smells like 1987.

• Pros: Cheap booze
• Cons: Ugly, old bartenders

09/25/07

The Best. Plain and Simple.

by arthurfonzarelli

I stumbled onto this site yesterday and am now making my round of reviews. Back Page has got to be THE best sports bar in the city in terms of sports broadcast, food, friendliness, service, and absolute knockout bartenders and waitstaff. Try the wings. It's no wonder they're rated one of the best in the city. I get a double order of the mild wings (I'm a weeny) everytime I'm there. That doesn't stop my friends from getting a triple order of the hot. I don't even want to start on the garlic bread when dipped in the wing sauce...AMAZING! Fantastic burgers. Get the french fries crispy...perfection. And when I want to watch my boyish figure I get the grilled chicken salad with spinach greens. I've been going there for years, all I can say to them with a big thumbs up is, "AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

• Pros: Laid-back. Fantastic service. Awesome food.
• Cons: Staff is so beautiful to look at I sometimes miss the game.

09/25/07

Best wings in the city, Great staff

by argos123

The food is amazing!!!! If you're in the mood to be bad eat the nachos and the wings! They are off da' hook!!!!! Suirprisingly they even have food thats healthy, such as yummy salads and veggie burgers-for your veggie friends. The staff is even better, they are cool down to earth chicks, that are all super-friendly and not to mention pretty hot. If you go in there more than once you are bound to get to know them, and are welcomed like a best friend the next time you come in. if you ask for a specific game they will put it on for you, which is cool. Oh yeah, the day time is great for cheap beer and lunch. three bucks for beer, not bad huh?

• Pros: Great service, good food
• Cons: overcrowded on game nights