The Hook And Ladder Pub
New York, NY 10016
Phone: (212) 213-5034
05/12/2008 Posted by barsaregood
Went to Hook & Ladder with a nice group of friends after work on Friday. We were expecting $1 drafts from 8-10 as indicated on drinkdeal, but turns out H&L no longer run this deal. Regardless, the bartender was willing to accomodate the deal for one hour, as long as we kept our yapper shut and didn't tell anyone else. Around 9 we decide to cash in on our agreement. She was now concerned that her manager would get mad, as he was arriving shortly. Regardless, she still holds up her end of the deal and starts slining $1 beers over the bar 6 at a time. They were in small 4 ounce cups, but beggars can't be choosers. As for the bar itselt, it's a great dive bar. Big weird outside area for flip cup and beer pong, although I did not play as I'm a recovering germaphobe (3 years clean, going strong!!). They have darts and Buck Hunter too, but I swear the Buck Hunter is broken as I could not shoot one deer. They were just too fast. Then again, I'd been drinking for five hours, so my reflexes resembled that of an invalid on lithium. There was some funny wasted girl there too who gave my married buddy Mike a foot job at the bar. Mike's wife was there too, but she just chalked it up to some crazy drunk broad and did not question her husband's love for her. None of us did, as they share a true love that flows deep like the river wild, spreading fast through the hearts of man. Anyway, the music was good too. Some pretty boy with a guitar, but the dude could sing. The worst part of H&L is the big crazy mean black-leather clad bouncer. He's orca fat. I was out back smoking, which is permitted, and he was SCREAMING at me in front of everyone to move three feet (no exaggeration) onto this dirt patch which was apparently the smoking area. Everyone there was utterly baffled at his surly request. We all thought it was a case of mistaken identity. I passed him later, and he said nothing, but his eyes said "Sorry". That was enough for me. Overall, I rate H&L 4 stars.
Pros: red lights make you feel dirty, but in a good way
Cons: the a-hole bouncer. just an awful, awful man
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