Kiss & Fly

07/14/2008 Posted by arthur12

I have come here to only write about Randy! I totally agree wtih PrinceWilliam's post! I already wrote on Shecky's! Randy is a douc**bag! I took my coworkers to K&F to entertain some buy-side client. This Randy totally overcharged us, and tried taking advantage of the fact that we were drunk. He charged us an extra $500 dollars for some bottle that we never asked for and never got! Luckily I was still in the right mind and naturally I objected to the bill. When he realized he was caught, he tried to turn the blame on us and started accusing us. Randy is one step above a bouncer....he is JUST a bouncer with a nicer suit! And I say this because of the manner in which he dealt with us and the language he used on us! I guess he was too illiterate to know UBS and our assets under management. We spent $3,500 that night, so I don't think we would have cared spending another $500! However, it's the principle/ethic that I am questioning here! This is NOT the way to do business or treat your customers! Then out of nowhere, this f**ker called the cops! Oh did I mention...when he realized he was caught, he called another a**hole...some Rhino...who was also one of those douc**bag bouncer/managers of the place! I mean honestly...what's with this place? RANDY.....RHINO.....who's coming next?? RAMBO? I am writing this to warn people that this place is full of crooks! Do not deal with Randy. He is a son of a b**ch!

Pros: Nothing

Cons: Randy, Rhino,

07/14/2008 Posted by NeverHaveIEver

kiss and fly is the worse place in new york city...i have gone to numerous "exclusive" clubs all over the city and never have I seen such low class service from the losers from the door. I wouldnt even waste time google searching this place...I give it 2 more months until it closes down....the losers at the door acted shady towards African Americans and also non international people...the guys running the door inside and outside are basically scumb-bags. AVOID, AVOID, AVOID!!!!

Pros: absolutely NOTHING

Cons: EVERYTHING

07/13/2008 Posted by 2Brealwithyou

The most non color friendly club in New York City...hands down. I go out frequently enough to know the difference. I hardly pull the race card but don't let the African American sell out bouncers fool you. This place is 100% pre-civil rights!!!!...Try it for yourself to see....

Pros: nothing

Cons: everything

07/12/2008 Posted by PrinceWilliam

Great place,great ambience and GREAT GREAT music! K&F is a breath of fresh air in the NYC nightlife scene! Hats off to the doorman Mila and his team! It's never easy controlling the crowd at a place like this, but this suave dude is a thorough gentleman! Even when he is saying "NO" to people, he does that politely and with humility! Full marks to MILA! I have clubbed all over the world, with some of the finest and the most elite, and I think K&F has definitely got it together! I strongly recommend the place! The BIGGGEST negative is this arse-licking bird-brain of a w@nker, RANDY (don't know what his parents were thinking naming him that)...who was my bottle host for the evening! He seems like that typical "dying-to-suck-on-the-power-teet" of the famous and wealthy! It's been years since I have met anyone as annoying and fake as this motherf**ker! I would say that the WORST time for me at the club was the two minutes when this RANDY prikc escorted me to my table! The idiot just wouldn't shut his piehole up! All in all, K&F is a truly great spot.....provided someone locks up this Randy chap in the loo or something!

Pros: Great doorman, good energy, GREAT MUSIC and AMBIENCE

Cons: RANDY.....

06/28/2008 Posted by nycvip01

Wack! This place is form euro tourist and pretentious people from long island and nj who read an article about it. go to a real ny spot, not here.

Pros: Pretty Girls

Cons: Wack Club

06/26/2008 Posted by prima985

Had my first Kiss & Fly experience last night and it was amazing! We only waited outside for like 5 minutes, and once we entered, had an incredible time. The music was perfect, the crowd was hott, and the gorgeous bartender kept giving us free shots! Can't wait to go back again!

Pros: crowd, music, fun bartenders

Cons: none

06/09/2008 Posted by starzbury

I was invited to the premier party for the club, which was fun. I therefore decided to go back with some friends on a Saturday night. Despite being told days before that I was on the guest list, my name mysteriously was not on it when we arrived at the place. The doors had just opened so there was nobody inside. Nevertheless, the cheesy rude doorman who is probably an unemployed wanna-be-actor refused to let us in unless we paid $1,500 for a table. No thank you. Never again.

Pros: none

Cons: rude, crass and cheesy doorman

06/04/2008 Posted by BobbyNShawn

Hi I am from Pink Elephant and I come on this site every week to give it a bad rating because they took all of our workers and now we are left with a low end, bridge & tunnel crowd that lets everyone and their mothers into the club to make money. Yes, I am that stupid to leave traces all over this site.

06/04/2008 Posted by factorygirl213

went for the first time last week. wow had a really good time. music was incredible and the people were all very gorgeus. hard door though.........didnt like waiting

Pros: great night out

Cons: tough door

05/11/2008 Posted by dancendrink

Went out for Girls Night Out last night. One of my girlfriends has a connection at Kiss & Fly, so I figured I would go with the flow and enjoy a fun evening of dancing and drinking. We went around midnight, and didn't have to wait at the door, which was a HUGE plus. There must have been 100+ people waiting outside like a bunch of schmucks. Why do people do this to themselves? I wish I could have told them then that it was definitely NOT worth it. Inside the atmosphere at first had a fun vibe from the devil/angel theme going on. There were hot go-go dancers, and a mix of model-types and chiseled Euro dudes. But overall, a closer look at most of the patrons revealed they were either A) 50+ year old men trying to dance, or B) average "Bro/I got a new haircut" type guys in Armani Exchange shirts and wannabe models in prostitute-style outfits. No bother, I was there to dance with my girlfriends. Too bad the DJ was sub-par and played from what sounded like an iPod mix. Nothing flowed, there were way too many slow points where dancers just sort of stopped and looked around, and I swear he played "Rhythm is a Dancer." And I had to deal with lots of people on the dance floor waving their stinky cigarettes inches from my face. Gross. What's up with the busboys picking up half-full drinks from tabletops? I don't know how people can pay $500 for bottle service when the reserved areas are tiny and very close together. But I did have more than one guy brag to me about his job on Wall Street (am I supposed to be impressed, do*che-bag?) , so I guess $500 is chump change. Also had to deal with all kinds of greasy guys trying to put their hands all over me & my friends. Blech. I would never go back, even with my connection and free drinks. I would say save your time and money, but I know the people who go to places like Kiss & Fly on purpose don't really care what reviews say. You've been warned.